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Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.

No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Did I mention we have comfy chairs?

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!

Did I mention we have comfy chairs? *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

Did I mention we have comfy chairs? *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You hit me with a cricket bat. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'!

No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Saving the world with meals on wheels. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!