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Un día precioso: Las plantas te hacen bella

Check it out, y'all. Everyone who was invited is here. Fatal. Hey, whatcha watching? Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want!

No. We're on the top. Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat. Ok, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars.

Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. No! The cat shelter's on to me. Well, then good news! It's a suppository. Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial?

Fatal. Do a flip! Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. That's not soon enough! Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver.

The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. Your best is an idiot! Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun!

Say what? Oh yeah, good luck with that. There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Belligerent and numerous. Why did you bring us here?

Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't bound and gagged. Moving along… Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct? Ok, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages!

Tell them I hate them. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! I'll get my kit! I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.

You don't know how to do any of those. I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems.

Shut up and get to the point! She also liked to shut up! With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas.

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Ned Jarvis

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Did I mention we have comfy chairs?