My World of Orchids
No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!
You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Saving the world with meals on wheels.
I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!
I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!
Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! You hit me with a cricket bat. Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today.
You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?
I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. You hit me with a cricket bat. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'!
I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You've swallowed a planet! You've swallowed a planet!
I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.
Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.
