A Breath of Fresh Air: How Trees Help Mitigate Climate Change
Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! Your best is an idiot! You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! Shut up and take my money!
Say it in Russian! No, she'll probably make me do it. Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff! Hello, little man. I will destroy you! Can I use the gun?
Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Yeah, lots of people did. Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions? Oh yeah, good luck with that.
You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that's it. You know, I was God once. That could be 'my' beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing.
Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock. You're going to do his laundry? Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus?
Daddy Bender, we're hungry. Daddy Bender, we're hungry. No, I'm Santa Claus! Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography. But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop.
THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! Leela's gonna kill me. The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? And I'm his friend Jesus. Soothe us with sweet lies. Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family.
Bender?! You stole the atom. We'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go home. Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you just get me the death penalty? I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas.
OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Bender, this is Fry's decision… and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life. Bender, we're trying our best.
It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? And from now on you're all named Bender Jr.
