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How to Care For Your Patio Garden

You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don't wanna be right. Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory.

I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. But existing is basically all I do! No, she'll probably make me do it. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own!

It's a T. It goes "tuh". Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg 'fixes' it… then perhaps gifts! Hey, guess what you're accessories to. Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.

Oh, I think we should just stay friends. I suppose I could part with 'one' and still be feared… Anyone who laughs is a communist! Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. One hundred dollars. I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.

Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn't make sense. But, okay! Tell her she looks thin. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go. You are the last hope of the universe.

Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by "devil", I mean Robot Devil. And by "metaphorically", I mean get your coat.

And from now on you're all named Bender Jr. Well, then good news! It's a suppository. I found what I need. And it's not friends, it's things. A true inspiration for the children. Can we have Bender Burgers again?

Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! A sexy mistake. Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though!

And remember, don't do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don't not do it! WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! What are their names?

Is that a cooking show? Hello Morbo, how's the family? I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool. Okay, it's 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can't hold the charge and the reception isn't very…

I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him. I just told you! You've killed me! Okay, I like a challenge. A true inspiration for the children.

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Janie An

You hit me with a cricket bat. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!