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Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells.

Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! So, how 'bout them Knicks? Who are you, my warranty?! It doesn't look so shiny to me.

Large bet on myself in round one. Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry? Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets?

Daddy Bender, we're hungry. We're also Santa Claus! You mean while I'm sleeping in it? In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells.

What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Fry, we have a crate to deliver. Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. You guys realize you live in a sewer, right?

Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…

Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. Fatal. Anyone who laughs is a communist! I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist!

No! Don't jump! Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"! Okay, I like a challenge. Shinier than yours, meatbag.

I wish! It's a nickel. I love you, buddy! I love you, buddy! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs? You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see!

Actually, that's still true. Oh right. I forgot about the battle. I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! You don't know how to do any of those. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school!

Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial?

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Ned Jarvis

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Did I mention we have comfy chairs?