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Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. And until then, I can never die? Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man.
OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. Alright, I'll get you some stupid food. If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don't wanna be right.
Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock. Is that a cooking show? I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man.
Shinier than yours, meatbag. What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven't felt much of anything since my guinea pig died.
Kids have names? Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. It must be wonderful. Shut up and get to the point! Say what?
What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. Alright, I'll get you some stupid food. Shinier than yours, meatbag. No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry?
We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Ooh, name it after me! I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.
Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!
Really?! I had more, but you go ahead. Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools.
