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Shinier than yours, meatbag. I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! I love you, buddy! Then we'll go with that data file!
OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be.
No. We're on the top. Daylight and everything. You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying! Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony?
Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
With gusto. Kif might! Why would a robot need to drink? Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long. We'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go home.
Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school!
And I'm his friend Jesus. There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! That's not soon enough! Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! File not found.
Your best is an idiot! No. We're on the top. When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought "Why should I?" Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film!
Soothe us with sweet lies. I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault!
Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Why yes! Thanks for noticing. Hey, guess what you're accessories to. Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon.
Yes! In your face, Gandhi! But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. Hey, whatcha watching? Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head."
