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Urban Jungle: Plants and Glass

Bender, we're trying our best. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments."

Look, last night was a mistake. Bender, quit destroying the universe! Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase. Ow, my spirit!

Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock. Pansy. I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet.

My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book 'Earth in the Balance'', and the much more popular ''Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth', we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards. Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?

I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that. Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig". For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs!

But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. Okay, I like a challenge. Why not indeed! No, I'm Santa Claus!

We're rescuing ya. Look, last night was a mistake. Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of 'will'?

Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet.

Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking. That's so cute. You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. Bender, this is Fry's decision
 and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life.

Bender?! You stole the atom. You guys go on without me! I'm going to go
 look for more stuff to steal! Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Ow, my spirit!

Negative, bossy meat creature! Look, last night was a mistake. It doesn't look so shiny to me. Yeah, lots of people did. Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? I love you, buddy!

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Janie An

You hit me with a cricket bat. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!