Why are my leaves turning yellow?
You know, I was God once. You guys go on without me! I'm going to go… look for more stuff to steal! Of all the friends I've had… you're the first. Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?
Ugh, it's filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we're at it? Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
Ummm…to eBay? Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Hey, guess what you're accessories to. Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking. That's so cute. Hey, guess what you're accessories to.
A sexy mistake. I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool. It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
You wouldn't. Ask anyway! Also Zoidberg. Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! Oh Leela! You're the only person I could turn to; you're the only person who ever loved me.
Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped.
Who am I making this out to? I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! No! The cat shelter's on to me.
I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! They're like sex, except I'm having them! Say what? I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.
No argument here. Hey, whatcha watching? That's the ONLY thing about being a slave. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want!
When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults. There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! Why would I want to know that? Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
I never loved you. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court!
